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The word is often referenced in English-speaking popular culture on account of its unusual length of 28 letters and 11 syllables. It is commonly believed to be the second longest word in English, excluding coined and technical terms not found in major dictionaries. Suffixes can be added to the word, such as -ologist to create 'antidisestablishmentarianismologist'. This creates a word of 35 characters. The meaning of this word, effectively, would be "one who studies the movement or ideology that opposes disestablishment."

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